|Friday, April 11th, 2008|
|Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008|
While there's a decent blurb to read on this in TV Guide, I just saw a commercial for it last night. Apparently there will be a brand new Knight Rider
TV show starting Feb. 17th.
While not in any major capacity, the Hoff will be making guest appearances.
On a disturbing note, KITT is described to be a Ford Mustang that's loaded to the gills with nanotechnology and can morph into other things...
...presumedly only cars...
...hopefully only cars.
Naturally, I'm hoping this means they will be allowing me back on the show as well. Current Mood: shocked
|Friday, January 26th, 2007|
Current Mood: I knew it!
|Tuesday, April 25th, 2006|
New Adult FF Site
I found this new fanfic site that lets you put up adult content. The best part about it is that is don't go down, like adutlfanfiction used to and it's run by a company so there's no bandwidth shortage!!!
I don't know about you guys but I like to have an archive of my stuff, and this is a pretty cool place for it. Also it's brand new!
Anyway, I just thought it was neat and figured I'd pass the word on, because I've been looking for a site like this for a while now.
You can go there and post your own stories too and then use that same banner to link back to it, then you can keep your stories in one place, how neat is that!!
Sorry if this is not appropriate, I just thought it was cool.
|Saturday, January 21st, 2006|
|Wednesday, August 24th, 2005|
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|Monday, June 27th, 2005|
|Monday, June 20th, 2005|
Can you ride this knight?
Not exactly a literary masterpiece... But you know what they say about pictures speaking volumes ;) Current Mood: hot for hoff
|Friday, June 17th, 2005|
The girl was wearing a red bathing suit and she has bleached blond hair. She Told me to do some bicep curls. Luckily i always have some handy. I started doing rep's. Very soon i started to glisten in sweat and KITT's engine started to idle faster. The girl in the seat started to do strange things with the gun. KITT started to feel Jealous of the woman. And his engine idle turned into a dull put. KITT said in a sarcastic voice "Oh what ever!" Emphasizing the last bit. Wanting to not stop pumping iron but needing to settle his long term partner he looked at KITT's red L.E.D. and said: ...
KITT looks at my now hard speedo bulge. His ariel lifts up to its highest position.
'is it loaded? ' i grunted.
half to her and half to KITT.
'well yes i think it is' she said. glancing at my rising manhood.
stretched out on the back seat-legs akimbo. It reminded me of playing twister at billy the jockeys house. Just me ,billy and 8 midgets..
Oh the hot stench of man love did fill the air that night.
His mind raced back to the present as the barrell of the gun pressed against his temple and he knew he was in serious trouble...
The tingling sensation that had been warming his thigh subsided momentarily ,but then she spoke-her voice was like velvet being dragged across hot sand-and he nearly exploded like an overripe mango dropped from a very tall building...
then suddenly KITT was there.
i didn't see the sexy aparition of myself pull his tight tight speedos up over his lean hips
i didn't see him look lustfully at me and lick his lips and sigh in his oh-so-sexy-almost-as-sexy-as-me-way
i didn't even hear him walk softly away
because at just about the second that my glistening tear hit the pavement i heard in KITTS rather husky radiator voice 'man you get into so much trouble when i am not around'
'it really doesn't do much for the ratings all this gay sex you are so into. i find the most georgeous wenches for you, and add considerably to your sex appeal i may add, and then you persist in these strange encounters. '
'how did you get out of the scrap yard?' i muttered...
'this sexy mechanic saved me' said KITT
which sexy mechanic?
'me' she said from the passenger seat
and then there she was. the hottest thing i had seen in the last 2 minutes. i turned to look for my likeness but he was gone so i looked at the beautiful girl in the passenger seat.
then as gave KITT a frustrated glare i looked further into the passenger seat i saw that she had a gun, pointed at me, and her beautiful form was all...
|Thursday, June 16th, 2005|
suddenly his foot became caught on a piece of driftwood and he staggered to the ground in a glistening sweaty heap-his buttocks exposed and pressed tightly together like a juicy giant peach in the waning moonlight...
Suddenly-reflected off the pale peachy domes came the glare of red car lights and i could smell the familiar scent of burning rubber in the air...It sent my mind hurtling back to that first crazy summer i spent with KITT. It was our 'rabbits mainlining viagra' phase and we hardly left the carwash all those balmy months. I suddenly noticed a tear wind its way lazily down my most erotic of cheekbones and a sigh escaped my lips...
hello. my pen name is davidio hassel-of-sex. and i have a story to tell. it is long and sordid but it started like this.
it was a dark stormy night and as usual i had a sudden urge to go look in the mirror. i am very sexy you see.
now i don't often tell people this. but i am really quite experimental and open minded. so i like having a wonderful physical and mental connection with all creatures. especially myself. well. so. as i looked in the mirror i prayed that someone as sexy as me would come into my life...
just then i heard a knock on the door. i drew myself away from the lush vision of hunky-hassel-ness and walked down stairs with my sexy swagger. i opened the door. a man looking strangely like myself opened the door. 'hello' he said. 'my name is david hasselcrotch. i need sex. so i am randomly knocking on doors. but i can only have sex with people who look really sexy in speedos. it doesn't matter if they are man or woman, but they just have to look sexy in speedos...'
his words faded as i, davidio hassel-of-sex pashed him right there and then. i was wearing speedos. red ones. i even wear them in winter. i am the best kisser. many men and women have indicated this fact to me. i was really turned on. i knew the stranger was too. but then he pulled away, he looked at me, and he ran away, down the street. i had to know why. i am the best kisser, this made no sense. so i ran out the door and down the street. until....
(this story to be continued...)